**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2024 HIT FINALLY- I SPOKE TOO SOON**
Got over 6 inches, but not the fun kind... probably more like 8-10 inches and *that hurts when it is snowfall or humans, pun intended*.
Spent the entire day winterizing, shoveling, and trying not to freeze to death- also new house kitchen ceiling has to come down tomorrow due to a leak in the tub pipes... and now I have to shower in the creepy basement laundry room 1930s shower tonight.
Calgon... take me away!
2024-01-15 01:29:32 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2024- MOST DISAPPOINTING SNOWPOCALYPSE EVER**
Went out to film in jammies and barefoot. The Internet went down, had to use a hotspot- but it came back before my dad escaped to the farm so he could watch football.
Also, if I am not in the DMs (which I am 90 percent of the time), I am holed up and helping my dad. Will be at my house soon, though. Don't be a a**hole, wait a minute, I always come back.
Chiefs play tonight- Lions tomorrow. I am the third most exciting thing this weekend and I can prove it. Hehe.
Slide into those DMs and say hi.
2024-01-13 18:01:17 +0000 UTC
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Is the weatherman faking it?
2024-01-12 23:07:34 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE CRANKY 81 YR OLD DAD EDITION AND GLITCHES AND LIVE FROM THE TUNDRA**
I fed my dad his famous chili using fake meat and he didn't know until I told him and then he bitched up a storm; trying to take pics and vids while an 81 yr old deaf man is in the house; OF GLITCH UPDATES; I HATE SNOW.
Slide into my DMs and put a heart under this post- I need the love. LOL.
2024-01-11 17:22:20 +0000 UTC
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Glitches!
2024-01-11 02:31:33 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE ANIME GRANNY GOWN EDITION**
updates, glitches, and a fun video coz I'm learning new things. Who says you can't teach an older person new tricks? HA!
2024-01-10 17:18:58 +0000 UTC
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**STUCK IN THE HOUSE AND SNOWED IN!!**
No podcast today, slip into my DMs.
2024-01-09 21:26:27 +0000 UTC
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MY 81-YEAR-OLD DAD posted this on his social media with the caption "We're not going to make it are we?"
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: MY ELDERLY FATHER WANTS HIS OWN OF AND OTHER CONUNDRUMS**
Plus my plans for the day. Hopefully, I can hide my podcasts from my dad hahahahahahaha!!
2024-01-08 16:49:53 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: 12TH NIGHT AFTER PARTY EDITION. I ACTUALLY HAD A GENTLEMAN CALLER**
and other tmi. God, this is embarrassing. Hahaha.
2024-01-07 18:38:57 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SPICY MEMORIES, SELF PLEASURE FACTOIDS, AND BODILY INJURY EDITION and more**
Yeah, this was a quickie. Catch me in the DMs while you can, got stuff to DO today!!
2024-01-06 19:03:49 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: NEW YEARS RESOLUTION EDITION**
Kicked off my New Year with a trip to my doctor, getting back on the workout and diet train, *what it really takes to look good after 50*, moving my elderly dad, helping a family member who injured themselves lifting, and trying not to spill scalding coffee on my tits while I type and podcast in the dark of morning.
Slide into my DMs and say hi!
Love and xoxo,
Jess
2024-01-05 13:33:09 +0000 UTC
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1 month to 55 years old~~!!!
2024-01-03 23:17:18 +0000 UTC
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Happy new year 2024! Just here recovering from my New Year's Eve festivities XOXO slide into those DM's
2024-01-01 16:38:40 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: RESOLUTIONS AND PARTY PREP**
Also, STAY TUNED FOR JESS'S NEW YEARS ROCKING EVE EASTERN STANDARD TIME PODCAST OR LIVE TONIGHT!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THOSE WHO ARE TIME TRAVELERS AND ALREADY IN 2024!!
2023-12-31 15:55:09 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: LATE NIGHT CLUSTERFCK EDITION**
YO, I AM NOT MISSING. I am busy. So busy.
2023-12-29 04:30:17 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST HOLIDAY AFTERMATH EDITION**
Mayhem and insanity at my house, including 3rd degree burns. My mother with dementia is HILARIOUS. Also, there is always **one relative** you'd like to eject from the family party.
I also talk about the *glitches*, coz I'm a frustrated older lady who needs this site to run smoothly so I can get my damned zen on.
And YES, I wore jammies and flip flops and a fur coat all week, coz the weather was weird and no point in doing the holidays in real clothes haha
Put a heart under this post and show your love if you can even see this and slide into those DMs.
Xoxo,
Jess
2023-12-26 15:53:40 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: JUST WOKE UP AND RUSHING FOR XMAS EVE EDITION**
STILL IN JAMMIES, RECOVERING FROM THE XMAS PARTY AT MY AUNT'S- TONS TO DO AND WILL BE SENDING OUT **tons** OF XMAS SURPRISES IN THE DMS so I can get my wrapping/cooking/cleaning done!
Happy Holidays xoxo,
Jess
2023-12-24 16:47:32 +0000 UTC
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https://of.tv/video/65831c666b3444000156e10f/
**THE NEWEST OFTV EPISODE IS UP!!**
**Gray Hair Care & Coloring Tips**
LIFE OVER 50 WITH JESS
In this episode of "LIFE Over 50 with Jess," explore essential weekly hair care routines specially designed for those with mostly gray, color-treated hair. Jess offers expert tips and effective techniques for maintaining vibrant, healthy locks, focusing on the unique needs of gray hair that's been colored. The video provides a comprehensive guide for achieving fabulous silver tresses, regardless of age. Join Jess for insightful, easy-to-follow hair care advice that will elevate your routine and highlight your natural beauty.
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2023-12-23 21:20:02 +0000 UTC
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Happy Holidays from Jess at HotmessTV
2023-12-23 17:55:50 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: HAPPY HOLIDAYS; SURVIVING XMAS SHOPPING IN PUBLIC; TYPING THE KEYS OFF MY LAPTOP; GETTING A FACIAL**
Yesterday, sadly, was gone most of the day. Back for now, but have to run out to get a *FACIAL* (insert naughty snickers here) and a blowout in a bit. I need the pampering.
xoxo
2023-12-22 18:06:24 +0000 UTC
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No makeup and am sleepy this week. Happy Holidays!!
2023-12-21 16:24:08 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: GLITCHES, FILIPINO FOOD, FILIPINO MOMS (I HAVE ONE) WITH DEMENTIA; ELDERLY PARENTS; HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY EVERY DAY**
Short podcast, sending love.
Jess
2023-12-20 04:50:20 +0000 UTC
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Sunshine and vitamin D3 are essential for health, especially during the winter months.
2023-12-19 21:11:34 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: LAARPING VIKING STYLE DURING THE PANDEMIC; SNOW; BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AND SPITTING ON YOUR HANDS DOESN'T WORK; OTHER STUFF**
Don't ask for more of a description. I am typed out because the voice note glitches ARE KILLING MY FINGERS.
Show me some love and press that heart button below.
2023-12-19 00:53:03 +0000 UTC
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Today was a weird day.
2023-12-18 00:45:11 +0000 UTC
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I TALKED ABOUT THIS ON MY PODCAST YESTERDAY AND IT IS ON THE NEWS NOW!!
https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/largest-solar-flare-since-2017
2023-12-16 19:40:50 +0000 UTC
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yes. I **do** have ink.
2023-12-16 10:06:17 +0000 UTC
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**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SOLAR X FLARES; MOVING MY 81 YR OLD DAD; ADULT ADHD; PINEAPPLE; VACATION PLANS; AND BEING THROWN INTO PUBLIC**
YEAH, I hate crowds as much as I hate living within the space-time continuum. That being said, I word spew my latest updates.
Slide into my Friday night staycation DMs, y'all. I'm up all night.
Leave a 💕💕💕 under this post and show me some love.
Jess
2023-12-15 23:38:05 +0000 UTC
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photoshoots require 10 lbs of makeup. I am not a huge fan of makeup. LOL. Let that skin breathe!
2023-12-14 20:05:32 +0000 UTC
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Off to Holiday things
2023-12-13 22:55:36 +0000 UTC
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