**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: GLITCHES; MERCURY RETROGRADE; CATS WHO ATTACK S-X TOYS; AND ELDERLY PARENTS (nothing to do with s-x toys)** Also a look at my hairdo afters. Today has been a clusterfck of non-epic, but annoying proportions. I hope your day is better and also your tomorrow. xoxo, Jess
2023-12-13 07:09:43 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: AGAIN- I KNOW I AM NO JOE ROGAN!!!** AGAIN, YES I'M 54- NOT JOE ROGAN- NOT AI- NOT A VAMPIRE PART 2 Also, I speak 8 languages poorly, but this week has been A LOT OF LANGUAGES. FINALLY NOT glitchy. Enjoy!!
2023-12-11 22:04:24 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: NO I AM NOT AN AI BOT, A VAMPIRE, OR A MAN IN DISGUISE** **Warning: cranky cursing inside and terrible glitches** Yeah, still glitching. Sorry. Eff this Max Headroom glitchy voice messages. Ridiculous things I've been accused of here on SkyNet. Not that I am dissing bots, vampires, or men, but yeah... no. No. I am a hoooman (human) being. Also, I love my cow jammies.
2023-12-10 04:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE @onlyfans SHOCKED ME WITH A FLASH MOB PROMO EDITION FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS NOT PREPARED** Sorry so glitchy. SO GLITCHY AND STILL POSTING coz I have no time to redo it. The voice note thing is doing a Max Headroom thing on OF today. Not me, guys. Glitches happen. Kinda apropos for someone my age, if you think about it and google "Max Headroom". If you are a frequent listener, friend, or chat buddy you may wonder what happened to me yesterday- **THIS HAPPENED**. If you are *new* to my page, a hearty hello, and hope you get to know me a bit better via this podcast and other meaningful chats in the future. Thank you to @onlyfans and @oftv for the massive love. I was not prepared for the metaphorical equivalent of 10 million hotdogs/baseballs thrown at my face all at once, but I am giggling as I type this anyway. Also thank you to all the lovely new fans who were warm and welcoming to me. https://onlyfans.com/onlyfans https://onlyfans.com/oftv https://onlyfans.com/hotmesstv
2023-12-08 14:52:38 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: WORD PUK*ING IN SHORT VID FORM** **WHO DEFINES FUNNY?** No time to do the podcast, folks. Have window guys removing 120 yr old windows and replacing them with ones I didn't order, but because it is winter in the Midwest, going to bite my tongue and do it.
2023-12-06 21:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: GLITCHALICIOUS REPORT** If weird stuff happened to you on here after 8:46 am EST and 11:15 am EST, **it is not just you** Frustrating, but sh*t happens. Also discuss other stuff... like 24 new windows getting installed into this 120 yr old house tomorrow and Thurs in 30F degree weather *yikes*. Love ya, Jess
2023-12-05 19:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
New @oftv episode about self-care... I am talking lashes here, not my usual snarky commentary- that comes later. Much later. Not this week. Maybe soon, if they allow me to be me. I feel like a wooden android in this episode, but you learn stuff and that is all that matters in the end. Enjoy! https://of.tv/creators/life-over-50-with-jess/ xoxo, Jess https://onlyfans.com/oftv https://onlyfans.com/hotmesstv
2023-12-05 02:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: LOOKING GOOD AFTER 50 IS WORK** ALSO plugging my new OFTV episode and other discombobulated information
2023-12-05 02:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Insomnia, especially when one works insane hours, can become problematic. For those of us who are workaholics, just the *guilt* alone of staying in bed adds to the crippling nightmare. I recently added back my daily workouts and that seems to compound issues. How do you sleep?
2023-12-04 17:35:49 +0000 UTC View Post
**KAMIKAZE NOT A PODCAST PODCAST** **SHIT YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO AN OVER 50 CC OR ANYONE...**
2023-12-04 08:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: ENJOY SUNDAY SLOTH AND CATCHING UP ON SLEEP DUE TO TOS VIOLATION SHADOW BANS** (FYI NOT ASLEEP IN THIS PIC, SO DON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER TOS) Yeah, sometimes I wish I had a team of writers like the famous people do, but I don't- so sleep is a rare commodity here. I am actually *happy* about the slowdown due to a Feb 2023 violation (I stood on a p*blic loo and snapped a non-racy pic from a restaurant and they decided ALMOST A YEAR LATER TO give me a demerit this week). Also, reading books. Don't recommend the new Endgame book. So dry. Like this podcast is today 😈😂😂
2023-12-03 20:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: "Romance Across Decades: The 50s with the 30s"** Exploring the adventures and quirks of women in their 50s dating men 20 years younger, highlighting the blend of cultural differences, technological gaps, and the refreshing dynamics of intergenerational relationships.
2023-12-02 23:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
**KAMIKAZE FRIDAY NIGHT NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: OLDER WOMEN AND SEXUALITY** Yeah, I'm discussing it. This is not taboo- THESE ARE *FACTS* for those of you who think women have expiration dates like cartons of milk.
2023-12-02 02:43:54 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: ONLYFANS SAVED MY LIFE LAST NIGHT** Cue Elton John's "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"... no, seriously. Was sitting here chatting with a fireman in the DMs at 4 am this morning when my house started filling with acrid, ch0king smoke, and went outside to discover that *the school across the street was on FIRE*. I have MASSIVE gratitude to the fan who encouraged me to call 911 and stayed on the horn with me until they showed. It could have been much, much worse- it was caught just in time. So glad for my night owl insomnia now and for chit-chat. Also, other extra salty rantings inside this podcast-
2023-12-01 22:24:04 +0000 UTC View PostNormal people vs Victorian Writers
2023-12-01 19:59:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I finally found an accurate representation of my spirit animal!!
2023-12-01 08:45:45 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SAGA OF MY PLAYER 81 YR OLD FATHER, CONTINUED** Omg, my father has *more* lady drama today, and here comes Jess **AGAIN** to save the day. Blechhhh... PLUS COMEDY ON OFTV. WHY DO COMEDIANS GET AWAY WITH GOOD SH*T AND REGULAR WOMEN ON OFTV DON'T?! Also, don't think the mic worked today.
2023-11-30 19:43:53 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: OF GLITCH APOCALYPSE EDITION PART 3000** It's not you, baby, it's this platform. Yes, I am more amped up, spicier, and saltier than usual. Other content creators- it's not just you, either. Wait it out and let's sing Kumbaya together. No effigy burning is necessary. Love and kisses, Jess
2023-11-29 18:37:21 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST** **OMG I WOKE UP LATE!!** Oversleeping and undersleeping, new workouts, menopause isn't doing to me what it does for others, and testing out new mic/audio stuff, thank you Black Friday- plus more TMI than should be allowed.
2023-11-26 19:51:12 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST- THE GIRLS ON TRAMPOLINES WORKOUT EDITION** As a stroke, pulmonary embolism, and cardiac event survivor, exercise is ESSENTIAL for life. I personally prefer rebounding with mini trampolines for cardiovascular health. It also helps the immune system. I recently gained weight this year due to depression (3 deaths in fam this year) and going vegan due to a meat allergy from a tick bite. Today begins my new kicking my a** into shape journey. Join me. 10k a day minimum. Vid above is from 3 years ago during the Pandemic. xoxo, Jess
2023-11-25 17:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST** HOLIDAY SHENANIGANS, HANGOVERS, THANKFUL FOR MY FANS, AND HOLIDAY ANXIETY AND EUPHORIA. I am thankful for this account and all the wonderful empathetic folks here. Lots of love xoxo, Jess
2023-11-24 21:40:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Haha! Happy Thanksgiving!! Stuck in the kitchen, leave me a msg xoxo
2023-11-23 18:21:22 +0000 UTC View Post
https://onlyfans.com/812955638/oftv my first OFTV!!!
2023-11-23 06:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
throwback pic to 39. thankful for being 54 when so many others have gone.
2023-11-21 16:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Oooh this site is really glitchy this week.
2023-11-21 02:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post
