oh my dear sweet lord. I was taking some titty photos in my ..
Added 2020-08-05 09:22:03 +0000 UTCoh my dear sweet lord. I was taking some titty photos in my backyard today ... all slick from the sun and the bikini is too tight and boooooi, they were looking GOOD... I took this picture. I thought it was good and I wanted to show you.... ... and then.... I put my top back on to adjust things a bit ... AND THE MAILMAN CAME INTO MY BACKYARD TO DROP OFF A PACKAGE. I damn near had a heart attack and I damn near gave him a show. I ALMOST DID A BIG OH NO ... that's what the second photo is. Legit my face as he is like... right there, scanning the package. GAH.
