*The twenty-three messages have been received! Look out for another post like this in the future! Or the past! I am not your boss!*
I'm bored. So ***the first twenty-three people to MESSAGE me*** from the time this post goes live get a short video of me and a dick! **BUT** you have to say the secret phrase:
"I dip my hotdogs in chocolate milk and, Casey, I *love* it. I love that meaty-chocolatey taste combo. It just does it for me. I am so ashamed. I've never told anyone about this secret forbidden passion of mine. You're the first ๐ณ."
๐ Casey's Rebill Alliance ๐!! Another AMA is upon us! Check your messages to learn what I think you should consider when shopping for sex toys and... you know, I can't even say it here because it's ridiculous.
(PS. if you don't have your renew on but want to watch this video, tip $5 on this post and I'll message it to you ๐ฅฐ!)
๐ฅณ๐***Long Post Incoming!!***๐๐ฅณ
In order to celebrate my birthday on March 17th, Caseyโs Kitchen is open for business ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ!!! Yes, once again you can order a tasty treat straight from my โback ovenโ *if you order in the next ten days (by 3/1) and have a US address I can ship to!* These are fancy full-sized cupcakes that are coming in a mason jar *that I am decorating myself* so theyโre bourgeoise AF โจ Please message me with your order! ๐
*Fun Note: All orders are coming with a โcelebrate my birthdayโ card and a candle so you can join in the fun! If you send me a video of you blowing out the candle on one of my cupcakes, Iโll send you a video back!! โค๏ธ (AAAAAAAAAAAH, IโM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! I WANNA COLLECT ALL THE VIDEOS OF YOU GUYS BLOWING OUT ONE OF MY BIRTHDAY CANDLES!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!)*
***Cupcake Packages***
๐ง Package 1 ~ Three Birthday Polaroid Photos ($50)
๐ง Package 2 ~ One Cupcake ($125)
๐ง Package 3 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video ($150)
๐ง Package 4 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids ($200)
๐ง Package 5 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids + Two Minute Personal Video of Your Cupcakes Being Made*** ($500)
***Other Notes***
๐ I cannot mail food internationally. If you would like to participate, order the photos! Youโll still get your candle and card and can send me a video!!!!
๐ I am currently planning on making non-dairy frosting because not everyoneโs stomach can handle dairy. Donโt worry, I gotchu. However, the cupcakes do have gluten and sugar because those things are delicious.
๐ Full payment by 3/1 is the **hard deadline** because I have to order the right number of supplies, bake them, film me baking them, do the personal videos, take the photos, decorate the mason jarsโฆ *it goes on and on and on* (**this is an undertaking**)
๐ Because of the cost of shipping these cupcakes (and the packaging needed to ship them safely), I am not offering package deals past what is above. If you want more than one cupcake (because cupcakes are freaking amazing!) then itโs $125 for the second cupcake.
๐ If you want to know how old I'm gonna to be, count the cupcakes in this pic, I'm not telling!!! ๐
Check your messages for a ๐๐Brand New Video๐๐! My asshole's sixth time being wrecked by the wonder of the world that is Dredd's amazing cock ๐ฑ. (He's also a really nice and friendly guy, 10/10 cool dude would have him fuck my asshole again โค๏ธ.)
Are you excited?! Because I'm freaking losing my freaking mind!! ***CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH MEEEEEEE!!!*** ๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐
Members of Casey's Rebill Alliance ๐, check your messages for a fun, one minute outtake of me being bad at my job! (I'm a professional pornstar, not a not a professional archer, jeez ๐)
If you are not a member of CRA (*crawwwww!*) and want to see the outtake, tip $5 on this post and I'll message it to you โค๏ธ!
It's Valentine's Day, babe โค๏ธโค๏ธ! And I guess I gotta ask the question that's been plaguing me for the last several months... could you... could you ever love a magikarp? ๐ฅบ
Hot off the porch, an unboxing video! ๐ฆ๐ซ (this is the same video I just put on Twitter so if you already watched that... don't watch this? unless you thought it was the tits ๐!)
โจ Livestream announcements!! ***A COPY OF THE LIVESTREAM IS AVAILABLE NOW*** tip $30 on this post **or** check your messages later this afternoon for the PPV. Either way, you get to see how much fun we had last night! ๐ฅฐ (also, it's 90 minutes long so... maybe bring a snack with you)
***๐ฐPRIZES, FUN, GAMES, TREATS, CAKE!!!๐ฐ***
It took wayyyyy longer than I expected, but (with Fork's help, thanks Fork!!! โค๏ธ) I was able to make sense of the pending hearts, draw the hearts (two more winners!! I will message you soon!!! โค๏ธโค๏ธ), and come up with little prize packs for people whose hearts weren't drawn on stream (because that sucks and I'm sorry I didn't get to your heart!! ๐ฅบ)
๐ I'm also sending out treats to people who tipped over $50 on the stream, so keep an eye on your inbox!
๐ I'm *also* going to be sending out the mini-photoset of the red fishnet lingerie to everyone who tipped *anything at all* **on Monday because I am tired!!**
ANYWAY, EXPECT A LOT OF SEXINESS IN YOUR MESSAGES THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT AS I SEND THESE OUT (but also take cake breaks because I gotta finish this thing ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ)
I am getting ready to pull hearts for people who tipped for hearts last night that I didn't get to because it got soooo crazy ๐! I'll be messaging winners and posting random nonsense in the next couple hours ๐!
If you were unable to make it to the stream, I am hoping to have a copy of the stream available by tonight but if not tonight, then definitely tomorrow! Keep your eyes peeled and your boners erect! ๐
***THE MOST FREAKING INCREDIBLE LIVE SHOW I HAVE EVER DONE*** I don't know what magic you all brought but *holy shit* ๐๐๐
pass out time now! will try to get the recording of it up soon! (but not tonight because I am **dead** ๐ด)
๐***Livestream (lovestream?!) starts in one hour!!!***๐ If you tip *any* amount on *anything* during the livestream, I'll message you the five pic photoset this picture is from, woo! ๐ฅโค๏ธ๐ฅ
If you are part of Casey's Rebill Alliance, check your messages for this month's coupon ๐ฅฐ! (If you are not part of my Rebill Alliance, you should join! We have cookies! ๐ช)
๐***My V-Day livestream is going to be THIS SATURDAY at 8PM PST***๐
Join me as I...
๐get naked for you!
๐get dressed again!
๐probably get naked again!
๐and maybe dressed again! WHO KNOWS?!
๐definitely naked!
๐give out prizes! A custom photoset! A custom video! A virtual pat on the head!
๐continue on my journey to permanent nudity!
I will be livestreaming right here on OnlyFans so come hang out with me for an hour! โจ
