🎄BRAND NEW! Christmas Wheel is up🎄
🎄 Enjoy the hoe-lidays with your favourite pun master(bater)🎄
🎄ONLY OPEN FOR DECEMBER🎄
🎄$10 a spin or 2 for 15🎄
Have as many goes as you like!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
2024-12-02 02:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
2024-12-02 00:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle.
2024-12-01 22:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
2024-12-01 20:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks...
2024-12-01 18:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
2024-12-01 16:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant.Â
2024-12-01 14:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
2024-12-01 12:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
2024-12-01 10:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
2024-12-01 08:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the lamb that couldn't see? Someone pulled the wool over its eyes.
2024-12-01 06:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the dog that had a bad day at work? It was ruff.
2024-12-01 05:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I once asked an alpaca for a favor. It was no probllama.
2024-12-01 04:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
2024-12-01 03:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Where can you find a whale that plays the flute? In an orca-stra.
2024-12-01 02:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "You read my mind."
2024-12-01 01:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
2024-12-01 00:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
2024-11-30 23:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
2024-11-30 22:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
2024-11-30 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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3x JOI videos
Clothed, nude & explicit
Why did the belt go to prison? It held up a pair of pants.
2024-11-30 20:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
2024-11-30 19:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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An archive of cum clips found on my old phone 🤠(all above 1min)
Don't forget I'm most active in DMs 🤠I hope to see you in there 💓
2024-11-30 15:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post
ARCHIVE DEAL
From when I was super new to OF! It's fun to see how much I've changed over the years, let me know what you think!
đź’śweekly full videos on the wall
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@hircinesplayroom
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
2024-11-30 10:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
