Never slept with a werewolf? We are restless in the bed.
Never slept with a werewolf? We are restless in the bed.
2023-09-17 05:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Could you be the Dragonborn? Cause I’m going to make you sho..
Could you be the Dragonborn? Cause I’m going to make you shout all night long.
2023-09-17 04:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostKnock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go..
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
2023-09-17 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you been a member of the Thieves Guild? Because you jus..
Have you been a member of the Thieves Guild? Because you just stole my heart.
2023-09-17 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until ther..
If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until there are pancakes.
2023-09-16 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
2023-09-16 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the do..
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.
2023-09-16 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostGood thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might c..
Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosion
2023-09-16 06:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
2023-09-16 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s make like a super rod and hookup
Let’s make like a super rod and hookup
2023-09-16 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
How does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
2023-09-16 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
2023-09-16 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it..
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
2023-09-16 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhich is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a c..
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
2023-09-15 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a compute..
If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
2023-09-15 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
2023-09-15 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely cl..
If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
2023-09-15 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
2023-09-15 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
2023-09-15 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
2023-09-15 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostA life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
2023-09-15 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins fo..
Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins for $25.
2023-09-15 03:19:51 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2023-09-15 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
2023-09-15 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
2023-09-14 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDon't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
2023-09-14 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at w..
Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.
2023-09-14 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
2023-09-14 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
