Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
2023-11-01 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my ..
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
2023-11-01 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
2023-11-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
2023-11-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I..
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
2023-11-01 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked ba..
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
2023-10-31 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-10-31 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering du..
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
2023-10-31 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
2023-10-31 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my ..
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my soul.
2023-10-31 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
Could you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
2023-10-31 10:55:20 +0000 UTC View PostI've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still work..
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
2023-10-31 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke..
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
2023-10-31 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked batt..
Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle
2023-10-31 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to pu..
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
2023-10-31 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to hand..
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
2023-10-31 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
2023-10-31 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
What has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
2023-10-31 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
2023-10-31 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
2023-10-30 23:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
2023-10-30 19:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2023-10-30 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWant to Link your cable onto me?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
2023-10-30 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post*Explore my Haunted House* 🏠 👻 Choose from 3 rooms (North,..
*Explore my Haunted House* 🏠 👻 Choose from 3 rooms (North, East and West) 👻 Each room will give you a satisfying and thrilling experience!
2023-10-30 10:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
Once you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
2023-10-30 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2023-10-30 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where's Pop Corn?"
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where's Pop Corn?"
2023-10-30 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I ..
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
2023-10-30 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWant to register your number in my PokeNav?
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
2023-10-30 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
2023-10-30 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
