I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.
I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
2024-01-14 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI've just been fired from a clock factory, even after all th..
I've just been fired from a clock factory, even after all those extra hours I put in...
2024-01-13 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostTip this post if you are going to stay with me again this ye..
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2024-01-13 22:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is the library so tall? Because it has a lot of stories.
Why is the library so tall? Because it has a lot of stories.
2024-01-13 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to learn to dance so I started with salsa. I wanted..
I wanted to learn to dance so I started with salsa. I wanted something I could dip in to.
2024-01-13 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post***Wanna see my precious?*** 💍 $10 per roll 🗺 Prize on each..
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2024-01-13 20:18:08 +0000 UTC View Postmoon? I heard it was good but it had no atmosphere.
moon? I heard it was good but it had no atmosphere.
2024-01-13 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear the rumour about the butter? Never mind, it wou..
Did you hear the rumour about the butter? Never mind, it wouldn't spread.
2024-01-13 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostLearning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventual..
Learning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventually they get the hang of it.
2024-01-13 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhich day of the week is a chicken's least favourite? Fry-da..
Which day of the week is a chicken's least favourite? Fry-day.
2024-01-13 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI broke my finger today, but on the other hand i am complete..
I broke my finger today, but on the other hand i am completely fine.
2024-01-13 16:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asuka might be fiery, but she's still 'suka'ble in her own w..
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her s..
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
2024-01-13 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostNever lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through..
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
2024-01-13 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
2024-01-13 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
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2024-01-12 23:29:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't you hear pterodactyls going to the bathroom? The "..
Why don't you hear pterodactyls going to the bathroom? The "P" is silent
2024-01-12 23:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The spac..
What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The space bar.
2024-01-12 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was too tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was too tired.
2024-01-12 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog? It could h..
What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog? It could have been wurst.
2024-01-12 20:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostAnother BRAND NEW January WHEEL SPIN. Spin your way to get a..
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2024-01-12 19:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a sad cheese? A blue cheese.
What do you call a sad cheese? A blue cheese.
2024-01-12 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the cat go to medical school? To become a first aid ..
Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a first aid kit.
2024-01-12 18:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical for..
Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest. As he swung his axe at a tree, the tree said "don’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack replied, "and you will dialogue."
2024-01-12 17:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend made a joke about the TV controller. It wasn't rem..
My friend made a joke about the TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny.
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