The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets t..
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
2024-01-26 00:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
I tried to write a book on puns, but it just didn’t have a g..
I tried to write a book on puns, but it just didn’t have a good plot-line.
2024-01-25 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostBathroom humour is not my forte, it always feels a bit too c..
Bathroom humour is not my forte, it always feels a bit too crass.
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2024-01-25 21:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a book about mazes, it’s quite an intricate nove..
I’m reading a book about mazes, it’s quite an intricate novel.
2024-01-25 21:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostMy new job at the bakery is a piece of cake.
My new job at the bakery is a piece of cake.
2024-01-25 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m thinking of writing a book about poltergeists, it will b..
I’m thinking of writing a book about poltergeists, it will be very haunting.
2024-01-25 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI was struggling to find a good chemistry joke, but then aga..
I was struggling to find a good chemistry joke, but then again, all the good ones Argon.
2024-01-25 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the bakery that burned down? Their busine..
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down? Their business is toast.
2024-01-25 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe chef had a beef with the meat supplier because they alwa..
The chef had a beef with the meat supplier because they always gave him the cold shoulder.
2024-01-25 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have a dark side; I have a shadowy abyss. 🖤 https:..
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2024-01-25 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe lumberjack loved his job because it was always tree-mend..
The lumberjack loved his job because it was always tree-mendous.
2024-01-25 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe dog couldn’t find his toy in the snow because it was bur..
The dog couldn’t find his toy in the snow because it was buried in Siberia.
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2024-01-25 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then..
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
2024-01-25 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
2024-01-25 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe math book was sad because it had too many problems.
The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
2024-01-24 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
I had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
2024-01-24 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still..
I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
2024-01-24 21:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not a fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.
I’m not a fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.
2024-01-24 20:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostI’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstand..
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
2024-01-24 19:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend thinks he’s so smart, he said onions are the only ..
My friend thinks he’s so smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.
2024-01-24 18:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostAll you can eat pussy!! 😻 *Ingrid* is serving up a ***FREE B..
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2024-01-24 17:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
2024-01-24 17:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostI asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and s..
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and she said "Yes, they’re right behind you!"
2024-01-24 16:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
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2024-01-24 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI saw a robbery at an Apple store. I guess you could say the..
I saw a robbery at an Apple store. I guess you could say the thieves finally got their just desserts.
2024-01-24 12:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I gues..
I used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I guess my racquet lacked balls.
2024-01-24 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
